International Awesomeness Day

International Awesomeness Day is celebrated on June 7. So if you were born on this day, you are officially awesome. To all those people who thought they could get away with being born on June 6, BYE FELISHA 🙃

It's my birthday today
Me: oh it's International Awesomeness Day. You're awesome
I know 👏

by Imsocool #lololol October 18, 2019

happy days lad

Can be anything you want it to be. Such as......
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"

Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)

by sookama root ken October 18, 2019

Basket slap day

On Halloween you can hit anyone With your candy basket and not get in trouble.

Basket slap day is when you can Slap your brother with your candy basket and not get in trouble

by Spiderboy18 October 18, 2019

National Kiss Day

The day you get to kiss your crush , with out anybody telling you other wise & you can kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend without somebody telling you other wise

National kiss day - kiss anybody or anything ,

by Shaaay October 18, 2019

International Spam Community Day

The day we all celebrate the millions of people that are part of the spam community. We will also celebrate and honor @xenoclip.yt, iggy azealia, and @spamcouncil on instagram. (spam council is a group of spammers that run the spam community)

“oh my god!!! girls and gays, it’s International Spam Community Day!!!”

by xenoclip October 19, 2019

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

Thong Day

October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.

Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”

(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”

by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019