Skip to main content

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis
"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"
by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

Dick

The male sex organ of mammals
Jane doe: did you hear that trevor’s dick is huge?
by Brorelol June 27, 2021
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick

The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff
"Hey stepson can I suck the juicy ass dick"
by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020
mugGet the Dickmug.

soda-can dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018
mugGet the soda-can dickmug.

dick

that thing that people call male genitalia and no boy actually has one
girl 1: “see that guys dick?!”
girl 2: “bitch where.”
by imphyllis February 14, 2019
mugGet the dickmug.

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
mugGet the meat headed dick wafflemug.

Dick

The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden
That dick Joe Biden is a dumbass
by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022
mugGet the Dickmug.

Share this definition