Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

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Dick Ranch

Cum

My dick ranch got all on her face!

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National Dick Pic Day

Happens when it is June 26th and your close friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!

Did you know about national dick pic day?

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dick broer

A confused old man that has lost all control

Morty is such a dick broer

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Miami Dick

The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.

We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.

by Msginaaa April 24, 2021

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