Slap Ass September

We doing it a little different this year. Calling all Middle Schools and High Schools! Have fun,and do y'all thing! This the perfect time to go after y'all crush!

Tom: Ayee you heard we doing Slap Ass September all month?
Jeremiah: Yeah I'm slapping every girl ass!

by Ig:itssmee_jaylaa September 15, 2021

ass

Something the men are magically forced to stare at and slap

Look at that ass *the person they are staring at turns around. you look up* holy shit those are some big tits. *They ask you if you want to go back to her car and have some "fun"* you say yes.

by TheFatDudeWith_a_Rat February 16, 2020

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018

Ass

A butt, and a person

I am an ass!

by Bettycooper227 November 3, 2020

National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

ass dragger

Any FWD car, typically driven by young drivers. Derogatorily called "Ass Draggers" mainly because zero power goes to the rear wheels, and most "Ass Draggers" dont have much power to start with. Common vehicles include: Acura RSX, Honda Civics, Dodge Neon, Volkswagen Golf, Acura Integra.

Dude 1: "Do you think Macky will actually drift this corner with his Type R?"
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."

by THEWASHINGTONGREATBEAST January 20, 2016

Half ass feelings

You only giving the person half of your heart.

I don’t want your half ass feelings🥱

by Cold hearted ladybug October 8, 2021