small dick

The definition of a person with a small dick

Guy 1: Bro you such small dick Lawrence likes guys
Guy 2:No shut up you are

by Cocktails and good April 4, 2022

decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

Dick Glide

Lip Gloss

Oh, hunny! I can't go to church without my Dick Glide!! (AKA DG)

by Katey Kayne December 11, 2011

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick

Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!

by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020

Dick to dick

Consecutive, in a row, one after the other, back to back

Can be used with anything. Cars stuck in traffic are dick to dick. If it rains multiple days a week it’s raining dick to dick. Even songs in a playlist are played dick to dick.

A: “I really need to finish these cigarettes before 12”.
B: “You should smoke them dick to dick that will help you get through them faster”.

by Pumpernickelryebread June 6, 2022

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.

Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!

by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022