vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

Dick

A dick is a pen, it can be smaller or larger than one though. Just like a pen a dick has the ball, tip and the long thing in the middle.

"I used a dick to write my English essay"

by emobitchxx February 19, 2024

Dick gobblers

The lines made by high cheekbones. This is seen commonly during a blowjob. It indicates great dick sucking ability.

When you see lines on a girls face and you guess that she is good at sucking dick.

When talking about girls, you use the term dick gobblers. But when joking about blowjobs you use gobblers

Jamaican accent: “you know man she sucking my dick bro””man, she got those DICK GOBBLERS”

by Dick n baus July 12, 2023

Dick

no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.

“Dick”
“i’m a lesbian”

by Thisismelmaolololololol February 12, 2022

Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.

Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick

by Gentiles July 30, 2023

dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks

*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”

by pussy crust January 29, 2018

Dick

A man's testicle that carries sperm and lets urine out.

I need to see your Dick so I can inject it.

by YourOwnMom October 28, 2019