Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
by Jen!:) June 10, 2022
Get the matitties with no assmug. 
by reahna, ewqwsrdtfyughujkdrtfgy April 1, 2022
Get the ASSING POOmug. A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone
by Suspiciously Specific October 8, 2020
Get the Kick Ass Aprilmug. Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
Get the ass monkeymug. by fuckfacekilla January 13, 2009
Get the splash-assmug. Symptoms-
-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says
-Lies to covers up child abuse
-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused
-Participates when told to
-Makes excuses for behavior
-Doesn't take accountability for their actions
-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma
-Seems to be going through a middle crisis
-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them
-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says
-Lies to covers up child abuse
-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused
-Participates when told to
-Makes excuses for behavior
-Doesn't take accountability for their actions
-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma
-Seems to be going through a middle crisis
-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them
Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.
by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024
Get the Pussy Ass Bitch Syndromemug.