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Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS

Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!

by Jen!:) June 10, 2022

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Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them

Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.

by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024

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Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025

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