Dirty Jerfy

When you collect your used toilet paper for 2 weeks and then cover yourself in them like postit notes and have sex with a partner (normally male)

Jerfy: I spent weeks collecting my pile of toilet paper!!
Meghan: Wow, are you doing a Dirty Jerfy tonight?

by maskedmagician August 30, 2023

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Dirty John

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.

I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.

by Surfguy September 14, 2020

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Dirty John

Filthy bathroom

That is 1 dirty john

by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021

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dirty suat

when you pee in someones asshole then drink it with a straw

Ashley: OMG! how was it with Jake? Did he do a dirty kaan?
Katie: It was good but he pulled a dirty suat on me.
Ashley: Really! He should stop doing that.

by daph_ December 22, 2021

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Dirty Dharmik

Forcing other people to operate on a day-to-day basis regardless of your stinky ass aroma. Your balding head is shining brighter than your future and your stink lingers for 15 minutes after you leave an area. You also don't know how to clean anything - particularly yourself

Had to work today after a dirty Dharmik

by BigMickeyRimJobs April 21, 2025

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