dick pack

Garbage grade weed usually sold by scum bags named Tommy who live in rich people neighborhoods who have a cop as their father. This weed will drive you crazy and is completely overpriced.

Sheldon: Should I cop off tommy after school?
Jerome: Hell nah nigga tommy got that dick pack and his dads an opp.

by urban dickshunhairy March 19, 2018

Dick on miniscule

When it's fucking brick in the surrounding area, causing immense shrinkage of one's dick

It's negative four out, my dick on miniscule

by CilthyFasual April 24, 2018

urban dick-tionary

An urban dick-tionary is when you go to the urban dictionary but then go onto a porn site for dictionary's.

I was horrified when I tried to go to the urban dictionary but went to the urban dick-tionary and saw two books flipping each others pages.

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Pulp Dick

A medical condition resulting in pulp on, in, and around the genital area of men.

“Wanna hook up?”
“I don’t think that’s a great idea… doc told me I got Pulp Dick.”

by BigDickAdrian November 30, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014

Dick sick

When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.

Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.

He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.

by oldballs August 18, 2016