NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.

Damn girl you got a road map ass.

by Scorpyon November 29, 2023

ass

It's a bigger version of a butt

that ass is an ass

by eeekgadieee March 24, 2022

Ass

Ass is something or somebody who is horrible in what their purpose is.

“Youngboy is ass fr man”
“hell yeah he is”

by tu mamacita guapa May 8, 2022

Albuquerque Ass Burger

The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.

Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.

by FelchForLife84 April 23, 2022

ass touching

Slapping your own ass to draw attention.

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass

by SillyScholar January 1, 2017

Goofy ass Mf

1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.

2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.

Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.

Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.

by BNFSAgeless May 10, 2022