like calm down

When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence

Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.

by gingergoddess May 31, 2015

Shit like a Nazi

When you have to shit so bad you are willing to wipe out a whole race of people to get to a toilet.

That burrito is going to make me shit like a Nazi

by Tattookaz June 24, 2016

Pump Like Trump

1. to go big, but especially to go huge.
2. to be successful or be a success.
3. to exceed the mainstream expectation.
4. an elite form of "git r' done".
5. a form of domination

I pumped like Trump on my test, and I aced it.

When I pump like Trump, I win every time.

by whitehousetees.com November 19, 2016

never be like holmsy

darby kelly

darby kelly is a shit cunt and he will never be like holmsy

by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016

chillin like a boss

The act of chilling, as a boss would do.

Ey look at TreShawn DeAndré, he be chillin like a boss.

by Autornoderator December 1, 2015

sinda kounds like

'Sinda kounds like': a phrase that kinda sounds like 'kinda sounds like' = irony bro.

Cotton (misspeaks): Man I have to take Mall to the mom, er Mom to the mall.
Mitchen: Huh? Really? Sinda kounds like you can't talk, son!

by i'mcuttingedge April 10, 2016

mess like a pig

To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)

Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig

by hellgracer November 23, 2018