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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
mugGet the crud ringmug.

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.
by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023
mugGet the purity ringmug.

Ring Around The Rosie

1. Ring Around The Rosie. Usually considered to be when you take an injured goose by its neck and twirl it around till its dead.
Grab that goose and give it the ring around the rosie.
by SuburbanSlayers November 9, 2021
mugGet the Ring Around The Rosiemug.

The ring of fire

When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
by Victory Gin October 3, 2019
mugGet the The ring of firemug.

red ring of deth

turtwig NS:i just got a xbox

iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?

turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth

iHasModmanHD: omg mee too

i <3 my xbox bitch!
by iHasModmanHD November 22, 2011
mugGet the red ring of dethmug.

Bum ring

When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum
Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe
mugGet the Bum ringmug.

sugar ring

to engage in sexual acts, but only with plump delicious pastries. preferrably from Tim Horton's

.... im sure you can put the rest together.
friend: "NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"

the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."
by sugarking June 19, 2015
mugGet the sugar ringmug.

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