Fried to the hat

Drunk to the most maximum levels

Hey man when I get back from the military we gotta get “fried to the hat”

by Fatdoinkdave January 4, 2019

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

ass hat

an ass hat is someone that hate every thing

logan paul is an ass hat

by lovecat9071 July 7, 2018

Trick hat

Is a word use to describe when useing a condom with use clients if your a escort

Do you have trick hats for this call?

by Slut4money July 19, 2018

Party Hat

Another name for a bulging erection. Sometimes referred to as rise in the Levis, pitched tent, or hound mound.

As soon as she walked into the room every straight guy in the place had on a party hat.

by Raidneck88 January 18, 2019

Hat

A basic hair slave for your head. Only dweebs wear hats. Seriously, get your shit together

Bob wore a hat. Bob got shot 😵

by Lol_TrapGod February 13, 2019

Hat Abuse

The action in wich someone abuses another persons hat

STOP THIS HAT ABUSE

by eric noblesmen August 29, 2018