Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

by Clumbo June 13, 2018

Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014

Cold-Lady Party

A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.

"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."

"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"

by Ian Thane November 20, 2009

cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Cold Sweat from GD

Cold Sweat is a extreme demon by a user named 'Para' and it is the 62nd hardest level of the official GD universe.

HOLY SHIT I BEAT Cold Sweat from GD!!

by i4ba6g4rigt February 28, 2024