Jacob lore

Random true stories that your friend named Jacob tells you

Holy shit Spencer, new Jacob lore dropped

by Jt3p0 January 12, 2024

Abe, Jacob & James

A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.

Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.

Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.

by quieroqueso May 1, 2021

Jacob 2

Square ass boy

A Jacob 2 is a boss who is a square and has a name that was already taken by someone else

by Jakeasquare September 27, 2022

Jacob Sanborn

Baddie. Hottie. Smash all day. Love that guy. Would glaze him all day

Jacob Sanborn is daddy

by Zachary<33 May 22, 2025

Jacob sonne

Faggot

Have you seen that boy he’s a jacob sonne (he’s gay)

by Gang shittt December 17, 2019

Jacob

Jacob one of the most dreamiest person you will ever meet he is hot, caring and loving he will be the most sweetest guy you will ever meet he doesn't care about money all he cares is about you so if u have a Jacob try to keep him in your life and never let him down.

Person 1: OMG LOOK ITS JACOB
Person 2: he's so dreamy🤤
Person 3: HE'S GONNA BE MINE
Person 4: NO HE'S GONNA BE MINE

by SpunkyComet February 10, 2023

Jacob

The most racist person in existence. The owner of slaves. The cause of slavery. The reason there was segregation.

Person 1: Hey look its Jacob!

Person 2: Oh no...

Jacob: GET BACK TO WORK YOU MONKEY!

by Nadias#1fan January 4, 2024