Snowed in

When a woman of advanced years perhaps 50+ sits on your u can consider your self snowed in.

Alternatively you might have to much gear for it to seem worth to tearing your self back into public life.

Holy shit dude your nan is crazy I was totally snowed in last night.

by Dkhead4like11 July 24, 2021

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

Snow Bunny

A white girl who doesn’t typically fw white guys.

“Bro Sarah is so bad, imma shoot my shot.” “She’s a snow bunny, she not gon want your pasty ass”

by Fulcrum Spider-man/parka May 7, 2024

Snowing

Speaking at length on a subject about which you know nothing.

It's snowing so hard in this (insert pseudoscience) chatroom.

by lordmagellan August 27, 2014

shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes

I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

by BizarreCactus March 2, 2021

Snow day

When you pull off your shoe and begin to masterbate until you cum in your shoe and put it back on.

Bro I gave myself a snow day, my sock was soaked

by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018

Snow Cheeks

When one dips their bare ass into fresh snow creating a pristine mold of their butt cheeks.

My buddy stopped in the middle of our hike to pull down his pants and leave a perfect pair of snow cheeks in the fresh snow.

by fatboytony January 4, 2021