Dead-Inside Syndrome

A rare, sometimes soul-destroying condition caused by one or two of the following:
Professor
School
Thumb Wounds

I have "Dead-Inside Syndrome" because Professor looked at me.

by Shelby Longbottom October 25, 2017

Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke

Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead

by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022

Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.

Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...

by raisin brand February 9, 2017

Dead Possum Referral

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.

This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.

by JohnnyJester April 14, 2014

The attack of the dead men

Turmoil at the front, willhelms forces on the hunt,Theres a thunder in the east,ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DECEASED!They've been facing poison gas 7000 charge en mass, turn the tide of the attack, and force the enemy to turn back!
And thats when the dead men are marching again
Osowiec, then, and again
Attack of the, dead, hundred men,
Facing the, led, once again,
Hundred men, Charge again, Die again

History Nerd 1: Ayo have you heard about The attack of the dead men
History Nerd 2: whats that?
History Nerd 1: It's bassically a real life zombie attack, that happened on august 6th, 1915, Some soliders, who should've been dead. Charged at the german army. Its also a sick fucking song
History Nerd 2: HOw HAVE I NOT FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS

by Chad3 October 31, 2021

your nanny’s dead

Used as an insult most commonly used by first years in Ireland

Peter: You’re the reason your sad left
John: Your nanny’s dead

by SenhorFister December 4, 2021

Dead rapper syndrome

When a rapper who has died, gains even more fans or sales because of their passing.

Billy bob got capped, now he got dead rapper syndrome.

by Human18401 October 21, 2019