In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
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3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
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Get the Silver Bar Modeling mug.A Jewish name. Usually a girl's name, but can also be a boy name. In Hebrew, it mean wild, but not as in crazy, wild as in nature. In Hebrew it is usually used with other words. Eg. In Hebrew, a boar is a wild-pig, or a Bar-pig. My name is Bar. It is a synonym for the Hebrew word Teva, meaning nature. in Hebrew it is בר
Hi, my name is Bar.
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I'd love to! I got my watermelon juice to bring!
I'd love to! I got my watermelon juice to bring!
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