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# gobbling the dick for money
by xBarbaraX November 22, 2013
mugGet the gobbling the dick for moneymug.

e-money

a person who freaks when his/her boyfriend/girlfriend wants to spend time with there friend. There for being a A-hole about it.
Josh - hey dude you comming over tonight?
Tim - Naw, Cant make it tonight, e-money is freaking for even thinking leaving her house.
Josh - That sucks
by CMC's bud May 5, 2005
mugGet the e-moneymug.

fuck you money

The amount of money it takes on a digital jukebox to skip everyone else's choices and play your song next.
I've got $3, which is fuck you money at this jukebox.
by aspecialthing February 21, 2011
mugGet the fuck you moneymug.

run for your money

In the event that your friend is telling you that he can, for example, get with some chick before you the following phrase might be applied.
If you think you can get with that hottie before me I'll certainly give you a run for your money!
by M3tro May 19, 2005
mugGet the run for your moneymug.

lets' talk money

number one inter-cranial question when/while one is getting 'sold' or 'bamboozled' by sales-'person'. price is ALWAYS avoided until they spot the drool hanging from your lips.

one can mutter: lets' talk money! inside ones' head as the 'life-saving' attributes are being displayed. -really nice to know from the start if its (price) even in your 'league' (see: post their fees)
...and the orgasamatron 500 cuts, slices, dices, takes you off, turns dungs into gold and...(you) lets' talk money

let me show you this newer unit, it...(you) lets' talk money
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
mugGet the lets' talk moneymug.

Four-Wheeler Money

"That hustla Jeff has four-wheeler money. He's a straight up baller. His kid will be riding on dubs in no time."
by Neep Neep. December 9, 2008
mugGet the Four-Wheeler Moneymug.

Gun Money Handshake

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011
mugGet the Gun Money Handshakemug.

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