January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to

by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019

January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.

Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh

by taco_55 January 22, 2019

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 22th

Only people with big dick and heart are born on January 22th.

January 22th = huge dick+ huge heart

by Fanuwula January 15, 2022

January 25th

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.

“January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”

by The lord of skungs January 25, 2024

January 30

National do NOT send 5 ass pics day

Hey its January 30 national do NOT send 5 ass pics day

by alexxx6699 January 30, 2025

January Shitx

The day in 2021 when protesters/supporters of Donald Trump engaged in an insurrection attack at the capitol.

That was on January Shitx, we will never forget that.

by Zero2infinity January 6, 2023