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January Christmas

Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.

Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.

Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
by !JayAm! December 13, 2021
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January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."
by I am a shark December 17, 2021
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January 5th

Its january 5th time to finally have a school fight
by Shaz05 December 18, 2021
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January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?
Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
by I <3 me December 22, 2021
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January 5th

girl: kisses boyfriend
boy:why you kiss me
girl: todays january 5th
by daddy 7275683269 December 22, 2021
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January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.
Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates
by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021
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January 18

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!
by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021
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