Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.

L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.

by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023

Dark soles

Bastardized term of the dark souls games, also a reference to the demon's souls character the maiden in black whose primary design choice is having dirty black soles, a creatibe decision influenced by miyazaki's insatiable sex offenses of sniffing his female coworkers' shoes.

"Kyle please don't start with your dark soles lore dumping again for the love of God"
"DARK SOLES IS THE BEST HACK AND SLASH FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME!!1!"

by Electric DJ July 12, 2022

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

Dark Side

Where 48th VP Michael R. Pence resides

Liddle’ Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as Governor Indiana until I came along and made him V.P., has gone to the Dark Side.

by asdferdgasg23 August 5, 2023

Dark Chocolate

a young sexy mutherfucker

they call me dark chocolate, AKA young sexy mutherfucker

by young sexy motherfucker May 9, 2022

Dark

1. No light or absence of light.
2. Do not reflect light

3. Shade

The outdoors are too dark to go outside.

by DARKNIGPURE January 3, 2022

dark reveniens

The true edgelord. This guy is edgy as hell. He roasts basically everyone.
He's also a godly scripter, knew for his multiple creations.

Enjoy your brief visit to an definition that has more edge than a dodecahedron.

Example #1: That is a true Dark Edgelord
Example #2: That is really like Dark Reveniens

by Someone unknown. September 21, 2017