Boy: Hey will you go out with me?
Crush: ew no why would I wanna go out with you?
Boy: Because it’s February 5th you cant say no!
Crush: ew no why would I wanna go out with you?
Boy: Because it’s February 5th you cant say no!
by February 5th February 4, 2022

by noahkahan February 5, 2024

by ersatze January 30, 2023

Oh hey Kayleigh! Are you born on February 27th? Oh of course you are! That explains your luck and beauty.
by Can I? Can I? Can I put my bal October 17, 2021

by iLoveSoapyTits February 15, 2024

The date when the most talented, beautiful, caring, and and best girl in the world was born, Park Chaeyoung.
by seulgi love bot October 14, 2019

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”
Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
by Felt salty February 11, 2022
