shit faced

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.

Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !

by Carcass (band) December 7, 2006

Face Pussy

The mouth when it pertains to oral sex.

She had her face pussy wide open on that gentlemans club billboard.

by Titorock September 24, 2007

sex face

ones sex face is the face they have when a) one thinks about who they would like to have sexual relations with b) when they are around the person they would like to have sexual relations with.

Could also be the expression one has while having sexual relations with another... noun.

a) As soon as John thought about Kate his sex face came on.

b) John and Kate are MTB, they always have their sex faces on when they are around each other.

by angeliqueee March 10, 2009

cunt face

The English pronunciation of can't face with heavy Austrian accent

for example,

From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,

"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"

by vajuxo February 8, 2010

tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.

"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

gash face

Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"

Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.

by Kempo May 16, 2006

kank face

The expression on ones face while kanking (masturbating in someone's presence without them knowing).

1. "Man I had the illest kank face today at the office... i almost gave myself away."

2. Observe Kevin Spacey's face in American Beauty while kanking in bed with his wife. Due to his sloppy kank face he got caught. Classic kank film.

by kanklesore October 1, 2006