check valve

Refers to a careful inspection of the positioning/operation of a new/replacement one-way flow-stopper to make sure it's being installed in the correct "direction".

Zero was too stupid/unaware/forgetful to perform a "check valve" detail when hooking up the plumbing for the Camp Swampy mess hall, and so now there are geysers squirtiin' up all over da camp, but no water coming out in any of the kitchen-faucets --- just something more for Sarge to bellow about.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

coop check

Checking wallet keys and phone front back left and right.

“Hold up, coop check…” *pat, pat, pat, pat*

by The tungsten gentleman June 25, 2023

Check check

mine your business and shut up about other people's business

1. I think I will spread some gossip today...on second thought I should check check myself first. 2. Check check yourself before you get checked out of here. Your fault not mine check check. I checked that!!!

by anonymous February 14, 2023

Spot Check

Bringing the pistol out every now and then

Friend: " you toting "
Me: " I spot check every now n then I don't tote everyday country" "charge waiting for me"

by 4MBJACC August 8, 2022

Wall Checked

When someone in your social media circle does a fact check and Snopes you on a post that is not factual.

That article I posted about "Jackalopes" was quickly Wall Checked by my friend from Colorado.

by Tony Kessler October 24, 2016

Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.

background check

by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016

Golden Rain Check

When a man delays receiving a blowjob because he needs to urinate first. His thoughtful consideration ensures a more comfortable and enjoyable experience for both parties, with the expectation that the favor will be honored later.

“We were getting into it, but I had to hit her with a golden rain check—no way I was gonna risk that kind of distraction.”
"She was all set to go, but I had to call a golden rain check. Came back refreshed and ready for round two.”
“Gave my girl a golden rain check last night. She actually thanked me for the courtesy.”

by HAL9002 February 5, 2025