Biscuit dribble

When you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. It then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it's too late. Now you've got biscuit dribble all over you.

Mason: Daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
Daniel: I got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
Mason: Cool story bro.

by Senpai Ace October 23, 2015

Biscuits

A code word for cannabis used to avoid parents suspicion.

Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits

"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"

by MidnightDipperJW January 14, 2016

biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards

If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.

by ukahaylee September 19, 2016

biscoto

Biscotos. Dogs names that are brain that are big dogs that are brown be female or male in the name means biskute in france

Man look at that biscotto dog

That dog looks like it could be a biscoto
dead babys biscuts heart attacks

by Unoulovedeadbabies September 17, 2016

Biscuiting

When two people are having sex they both put their ass cheeks (biscuits) together and put a dildo in both of their assholes while they force it in and out of eachothers asshole.

Jane and Diane were biscuiting so much they couldn't sit down for a week.

by Hhhhh12345678910 August 5, 2016

biscuit fist

A biscuit fist is when you take your fist like a club and punch the temple area of someones head.

Joe biscuit fisted Steve after they got into a fight.

by Pseudonym:Moose July 28, 2016

Biscuit down a hallway

In this fun phrase the biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents a homosexual male's enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anal walls to the size of a "hallway".

Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway.

by Leviethan July 25, 2016