alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.

Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding

by Dr Rob205 February 18, 2017

Alabama of you

Refers to acts that are of an incestuous nature.

Person A: Damn I wanna fuck my cousin.
Person B: That's pretty Alabama of you, bro.

by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Alabama Doughnut Toss

When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.

Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.

by Slongdinger69 March 19, 2022

alabama tornado

When you fart in your girlfriends face and it's so stinky that she throws up and spins around in dizziness

Guy : I gave my girlfriend a Alabama tornado last night

by Ya boi fez July 8, 2014

Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term

You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.

by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022

Alabama Skin-Walker

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.

I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.

by Goobackcandle January 17, 2025