twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring

The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night

by Jack broman June 2, 2016

Twat

A word often used nowadays to insult a friend, previously meaning women's genitalia.

Wow, Marisa you're such a twat!

by Marillow May 30, 2016

Twat flicker

Someone who flicks the bean vigorously

God damn my boyfriend is such a twat flicker

by Fartknocker93 May 14, 2016

Twat team

Stands for Trailerpark weapons and tactics.

The Twat team took care of the rabbid skunk and the trailer park was safe once again.

by Msmith405 May 13, 2016

Twat Swat

A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time

Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night

Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat

by George kalahan May 10, 2016

TWAT

Another version of cunt, it used to describe a female's sexual organ, the vagina, in urban terms.

Another use is those that are assholes, in which they follow the ways of Twatology.

If you're an asshole, and love it. You must be a follower of Twat-ology

by The RadAway June 1, 2016