Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

toilet warrior

someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.

for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now

by zdriplet March 6, 2025

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

toilet anomaly

If you took a shit and already washed your handbut then notice, that you need to pee and have to do all the same things again.

" I came as fast I can, but i had an toilet anomaly"

by Ciby October 9, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

my parents shot myself because of this unholy, hellish creation. I am following behind them though I don't have the urge to because it is of anti Christ's work. Trumpets are sounding, doom rises. Skibidi toilet is ungodly in every way and if anyone denies it, they are a follower of the one who opposes the gods in every, religion. They are of one of universal end. Skibidi toilet is blinding, world ending, and possibly universe collapsing. My brain rots with every second I watch it. When I think about it, people die. This is the true brainrot of skibidi toilet, I can't imagine any worse... oh, there's the singing chicken nugget.

ree tart 1: SKIBIDI TOILET IS GOOD
an sane, human being: *dies*
the world: *dies*

by I lost my sanity April 9, 2024

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020