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corn beef weiner

a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger landing strip.
"man I had sex with Dave last night, he had a corn beef weiner it looks like a comet hit my crotch but there is no deep impact at all"
by zissou January 10, 2008
mugGet the corn beef weinermug.

purple beef heart

you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.
holy shit shirley, you so hot. i think my captain purple beef heart is gonna explode.
by captain face head September 25, 2010
mugGet the purple beef heartmug.

hot beef taco breath

when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.
Duante: Ms. Pounall is so damn sexy plus she has that hot beef taco breath that i love
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015
mugGet the hot beef taco breathmug.

Hot beef shower

When a man cums all over you.
“I came so hard all over her, I gave her the hot beef shower!”
by ilikehotbeefshowers January 14, 2010
mugGet the Hot beef showermug.

whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked
by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019
mugGet the whale oil beef hookedmug.

cut off the beef

For example "last night that hottie gave me a cut off the beef."
OR
Girl, when are you going to give me a cut off the beef?
by T. Mann July 11, 2006
mugGet the cut off the beefmug.

beef baby

Beef baby is when you put your sperm with a chunk of beef (reference from tosh.o)
I just had a beef baby

I just created a beef baby
by Brendos1er June 1, 2016
mugGet the beef babymug.

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