a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger landing strip.
"man I had sex with Dave last night, he had a corn beef weiner it looks like a comet hit my crotch but there is no deep impact at all"
by zissou January 10, 2008

you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.
by captain face head September 25, 2010

when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015

by ilikehotbeefshowers January 14, 2010

by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

For example "last night that hottie gave me a cut off the beef."
OR
Girl, when are you going to give me a cut off the beef?
OR
Girl, when are you going to give me a cut off the beef?
by T. Mann July 11, 2006

by Brendos1er June 1, 2016
