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Ethan A. W.G.

Ethan A. G.W., The bestest boy in the whole world. He’s a sweet golden boy who looks at you with the eyes full of love. He’d give you the world if he could and would relentlessly love you and all your flaws. He reminds you of how beautiful you are and tries his best to be the best and can be a little clingy at times. His best features include his ass, dick, smile, and most important the eyes that hold this universe. Perfect daddy material and cuddle material.
“Do you know Ethan A. W.G.? I heard that boy has the fattest ass in town
by Ethan A. W.G. October 2, 2023
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Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.
Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher
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Ethan

The type of friend that seems straight but is very gay. Do not get into the same bed as a Ethan.
Hi Ethan how are you. Sup n*****
by Dusty handjob August 23, 2021
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Ethan Wilkins

ethan wilkins is the funniest down to earth guy you will ever meet. he cares so much about his friends or girlfriend and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. he trusts everyone and always smells really good he has amazing brown hair and is really good at hockey. he is alright at math and loves when people smile. when you are with him you feel safe and loves to eat... anything. he has an amazing six pack and doesn’t know know he has them. if you found an ethan wilkins don’t let him go... ever.
by talia martinez September 20, 2018
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Ethan

Ethan is a man (nu duh) and is someone who often likes gaming, enjoys cracking jokes (even if they are old or make no sense in the context) and fighting. He is nice to hang around and is quite funny. Many times when you meet an Ethan they will be a complete dumbass (do thinks like drink soap) but are really smart when it comes to certain things. Overall are a really great friend to have by your side because they once you become friends, they will make funny jokes and will defend you in conflicts.
person 1: oh hey it’s Ethan
person 2: yeah he’s funny and I once saw him protect his friend against a thug
person 3:that’s Ethan for you
by potatomuncher69420 June 11, 2025
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ethan brinkley

super hot, funny, cute, caring guy ;) very very lovable <3
damn, he's gotta be an ethan brinkley
by zoebrnstttr July 18, 2020
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Ethan Poopalasingham

One of the biggest wastemans of peths, thinks he’s big but in reality he’s skinny af. The yute will follow and unfollow you quick times and if the mandem adds you on snap be prepared for pictures of his non existent jawline.
Ethan poopalasingham is a bucktee no cap
by Crodie July 18, 2019
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