National Beat a Weeb Day

On March 17th, you are legally obligated to ask anyone if they watch any sort of anime, and beat them to death.

A: Do you watch anime?
B: Yes, why?
A: It's National Beat a Weeb Day!
B: O h.

by FORTNITE IN REAL LIFE January 8, 2022

beat a doomguy day

at november 28th you can beat up a doomguy and they cannot fight back

today is the day for the day of beat a doomguy day. beat him up

by swimdroid June 25, 2022

Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

by chillchillchill February 25, 2011

beat a red head day

beat a red head and clobber them with anything you find this day is on November 24th and lasts the whole week don't forget the bat

"beat a red head day is a day where all but the red heads are in we the non-red heads will beat the living shit out of red heads so you red heads better bleach that hair" - some guy who hates red heads

by redless faceless November 15, 2019

I'll Beat Your Cock In

A phrase often used as a comeback to catch someone off gaurd.

Bob: You're a Shit Fucker!
Bill: Shut Up! I'LL BEAT YOUR COCK IN!!!

by Spencer Tubbs August 13, 2006

National beat Jordan day

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you

Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass

by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019

You can't beat the Internet

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.

Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

by Lolquoi February 21, 2011