poop palace

noun: A cat's litter box

Cheeva loves her poop palace.

by beanz069 August 21, 2009

poop bubble

poop bubble is when you poop and it pops

i just made a poop bubble in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020

vent poop

When the layer of dust on the outside of an air vent in a house, hospital or building, randomly falls and lands on you.

I was evaluating a patient in the Emergency Room and suddenly something fell from the ceiling and landed on my leg! I looked down and it was a handful of thick vent poop!

by SimpleDiane November 11, 2014

Angel Poop

After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.

Espically good when pooping outside

It was okay that the bathroom ran out of toilet paper, I had an angel poop anyway.

by Princess Amy SMILE January 19, 2013

ripe poop

poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown

bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..

by biblically correct. March 17, 2023

poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013

poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available

(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"

by D. Scotty July 6, 2017