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Noah berry

A fugly person with red hair and blue eyes and is funny
by Hdhwfsyebdfs October 17, 2016
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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Noah Kwok

Looks like a panda at most times but mostly a back alley dealer everyone loves Noah Kwok

also known as the nerd emoji

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Guy 1: Dayuummm look at that guy he def a noah kwok

Guy 2: Dayum Shawty
by Smiley'sBBC June 19, 2022
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Noah 2g

A large yet feminine man who is often power lifting on only his chest or listening/watching rocky. He tends to never agree with anything you say and always has great ideas. Sometimes he makes odd noises and his favorite outfit are his true lacrosse shorts and his ohio sweatshirt. Don’t be scared by noahs looks he make look big but on the inside he’s a pussy. Quote “Shut the fuck up i’ll beat the shit out of you”.
Who took the 45 pounds plates! Oh it was probably Noah 2g.
by Noah G fanpage October 2, 2021
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Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,
did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?
by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018
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Noah

Noah is a very sporty, dumb yet hot guy who is very nice popular and a good friend when u need one!
Noah
by Maddie Elers April 24, 2019
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Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.
"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"
by Cactissy April 29, 2025
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