andrew

In the midst of a crowd full of people, if you are not a frivolous person, you will have the privilege of seeing him still and calm while watching everyone on the sidelines. He doesn't want to mix with people, he doesn't want to impose his presence: he's happy when everyone is enjoying the day and prefers to not disturb. You'll never understand what the fuck is going on in his head (he probably doesn't know it too), but when you're having fun with your group and at some point you catch a glimpse of his calm and thoughtful face, you enchant yourself to look at him and interrupt slowly your coarse laughter provoked by your friends. His eyes send you into confusion, so much so that when he turns to look into your eyes you must immediately stop looking him for too much power; it doesn't matter if you are a determined person who usually looks everyone in the face, he can block any kind of assurance just with his presence. And whatever he does or says, it will give you a genuine smile on your face, those who indulge in the naivety of children.

"His words hypnotize me, he must be an andrew"

by morganaely November 21, 2021

Andrew

It's a fucking name

His name is Andrew

by Hey there hi there November 23, 2021

Andrew Miller

The sweetest empathetic golden retriever man ever. He’s so hard working and loyal, if you’re friends with him that relationship will last a lifetime, he cares so deeply about keeping people happy

Andrew miller: are you okay?

Me: a little stressed
Andrew Miller:I’ll always be there for you just know that❤️ no matter what

by Smoker.girl June 1, 2025

Andrewism

Loathsome, degenerate ideas, void of intelligence or reason.

A complete fucking Danielist, full of Andrewism's.

by OzPatriot36 August 18, 2021

Andrew

A man among men. Who focuses more on his own world and aspirations rather than the system and everyday dull life thus making him excellent with his hands and an avid outdoorsman. Andrew is not afraid of authority, snakes,taxes spiders and other nonsense. He takes challenges head on when his random Portuguese friend is trying to whip him instead of cowering he strikes back grabbing the whip. When Andrew sees a random drain pipe, cave, aardvark den his natural urge is to go inside because he knows that when there is a hole there is a goal. Unlike most normies Andrew is not afraid to use a Bic lighter to incinerate any ticks that successfully punctured his hide. He is not afraid of heights and leaps like a spider monkey over obstacles courses and dives through tunnels knife in hand ready to take on any who dare reside in such dark places. To other people he is one or more of many things chad, crazy, autistic, downie, has down syndrome, based, odd, a brother, son, built different, differently intelligent, stupid poes and loyal friend.

Person 1: Did you see him do that obstacle course.
Person 2: he was such an andrew

by Slightly better indavidual January 17, 2024

Michael Andrews

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.

Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!

by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020

Andrew Garfield

To try to admit you're not involved in an upcoming movie or series by obviously admitting it

Interviewer: Will you be playing this role in the next movie.
Actor: I really don't know, although I am in contact with the producer.
Said actor just did an Andrew Garfield.

by Xava67 June 1, 2022