dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

by Goonz March 09, 2013

Dead-Inside Syndrome

A rare, sometimes soul-destroying condition caused by one or two of the following:
Professor
School
Thumb Wounds

I have "Dead-Inside Syndrome" because Professor looked at me.

by Shelby Longbottom October 20, 2017

dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.

"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"

by Phylldoe November 10, 2020

Dead rapper syndrome

When a rapper who has died, gains even more fans or sales because of their passing.

Billy bob got capped, now he got dead rapper syndrome.

by Human18401 October 21, 2019

Facebook dead end

When you or someone you know is facebook creeping and comes to a hot girls profile who has it set on private thus not allowing you to view all her slutty pics.

Max: Bro did u see that bitches pic from Ocean City?
Pasha: No man, im not her friend, shes just another Facebook dead end.

by ZeekLooney June 07, 2011

Dead Trim Season

A season of which it is acceptable for mandem to have a dead trim

Tyrone: Look at you with your bowl looking hair cut.
Jamarl: Allow it bruv it’s dead trim season

by UnknownD123 April 16, 2019

Dead n Gone

Died, dead and gone would you miss me?

if i died dead n gone would you miss me?

all i taste is blood, and my tears when you kiss me

"riding in a CLA my windows tinted"

pull up i got heads spinning

"niggas hate me cause' im winning"

since a kid i had a vision

by xxigilzbyKaijo March 12, 2023