Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.
Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"
by MC Lightning May 05, 2013
Are you an introvert? Do you like marijuana? Well, if you answered yes to these two questions, then you are part of the Anti Social Smokers Club.
by beefy_assc May 18, 2018
“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”
by mushroomsandbathrooms April 18, 2023
A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would love to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.
by Mr. 911 April 19, 2007
Guy : ... don't tell anyone else but social justice warriors are just in a cult that the government is hiding from us.
Obama : we got a tango in Chinatown copy.
Obama : we got a tango in Chinatown copy.
by Obama's 2 dad January 09, 2019
person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?
person 2: naw
person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
person 2: naw
person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
by yourgirloursongmyluv July 05, 2011
Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.
Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.
by Sandeep Sridhar February 04, 2008