yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

samming

A girl who likes to gratify herself in a public area for her own gratification,usually is a host for every std's that is in the world. Like a 2 dollar hooker if you will, samming also refers to a woman who likes to steal boyfriends with her having sexual encounters with them anywhere; the amll, beach,parks everywhere. No one is safe from sammimg

Oh man I just samming with her at the park, need to see doctors about std's.

by Bossassbitch1107 September 3, 2016

sam watkin

A wonderful human being who thinks of herself before others! Talented and creative with a flare for wonderful flowers! Life and soul of the Party. Brings a huge smile to thousands!

Go and see Sam Watkin, fresh ideas are her thing!

by Bedera July 26, 2016

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Sam

He is an annoying, ugly arse and dosn't know when to SHUT THE F*** UP

You are such a sam

by YOUDONTKNOWWHOIIS January 27, 2018

Sam

Sam is a nice and funny Person. His friends call him Sammy Boi. His love for skateboarding is insufferable.
His love for toy machine and ponchos will never end. His nice Vans are fresh as.
Big Boi Loves to eat!

Bro, that is so sam.

by sooooourban May 3, 2018

Sam

sam is the kind of guy who is slightly obsessed with video games and forgets that he has responsibilities. he's half taiwanese and slightly oblivious to the world around him but is hilarious and cracks the best jokes because of the amount of time he spends on ifunny. hes that one guy in the group chat who sends a bunch of "daily memes"

"hahaha sam is so funny"

by basictrash January 30, 2018