Social Media Taylor Swift

A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.
Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."

Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."

Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"

Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."
by Hey Jack June 07, 2017
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Anti Social Smokers Club

Introverted friend group that revolves about everything marijuana
Are you an introvert? Do you like marijuana? Well, if you answered yes to these two questions, then you are part of the Anti Social Smokers Club.
by beefy_assc May 18, 2018
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A person who wants to appear progressive, but is actually a fascist.
“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”
by mushroomsandbathrooms April 18, 2023
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social coach attire

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street
A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would love to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.
by Mr. 911 April 19, 2007
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Social justice warriors

A secret cult that the government doesn't want us to know about.
Guy : ... don't tell anyone else but social justice warriors are just in a cult that the government is hiding from us.
Obama : we got a tango in Chinatown copy.
by Obama's 2 dad January 09, 2019
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anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game
person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
by yourgirloursongmyluv July 05, 2011
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Anti-Social Media Marketing

Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.
Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.
by Sandeep Sridhar February 04, 2008
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