24th September

national expired milk day

me: yo check the fridge
you, probably: ok say less
you: holy fuck why is all the milk expired
me: oh shit guess it must be 24th september...

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

September 5th

International Zane Day

It’s September 5th?! That’s International Zane Day!

by Whyyyyyyyyy11 August 21, 2024

September 11

Tony Gilroy's birthday, Epstein's clone

Yoo! It's September 11, 2001! It's Tony Gilroy's birthday!

by Nicole419 June 15, 2023

September 10th

The wordst people are born on this day. They enjoy stalking their crush on the city cameras. And the people with the letter A are the worst of the worst.

Oh, its September 10th so its my birthday. I will watch my crush through the cameras the whole day.

by Maxim Shefa March 2, 2024

September 14th

The day the finest girls in the world were born. But be careful, they are feisty. Also very artistic, poetic, and great at the arts.

I wonder what she’s like?

Damn she’s fine, must’ve been born on September 14th.

by starxsluv July 8, 2022

26 september

a girl whos name is ellie and is her birthday . very speaciel

ellie is a furry on the 26 september

by matilde and skye, slayy queen February 13, 2022

September 2

Usually a bearded man who loves to do graffiti. He spends most of his time trying to do everything for his girlfriend. 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

Wow ur birthday is September 2 . you poop 6 minutes and 18 seconds!

by Orė-shwæx December 15, 2021