helly and peter

the greatest 2 people to ever roam this earth. helly is the most beautiful person ever, meanwhile peter is very handsome. that’s what makes them so well together 🫶

helly and peter : “we are better than all you bitches”

by somebody!!! April 30, 2022

A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023

Peter

Peter is a handsome man and very caring,he's good for children to look up to and would make a great husband//daddy. He has a lot of family issues but doesn't show it,I love Peter.Peter is asian and gorgeous, he takes care of nieces(guccilitkahlia michelley belly honeybun raisin)

peter is the love of my life#ILOVEPETER
#EDENGATWECHLOVESPETER

by Hisaaa October 2, 2023

millimeter peter

millimeter peter- brandt

wow he’s got such a brandt aka a millimeter peter

by millimeter peter January 6, 2021

Peter

This man is INCREDIBLY chopped, is a freak, and will touch daddies.

Person 1: "You know that Peter guy?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a FREAK!"

by stranger.1 March 20, 2025

Blue Peter

A sex act whereby a man masturbates and saves his ejaculate, later wiping it on his partner.

Have a Blue Peter.... here's one I made earlier.

by Slang_Bang July 25, 2022