P-oodle

A muse, a poet, a goober, cannot organise a root in a whore house. Likes crazy random jokes, even ones at her expense. Has a nasty habit of ruining peoples weekends, dressing in sheets and un-neccessarily challenging people.

Emma: Hey man nice sheet, where and when are we meeting for dinner tonight?
Frank: Some place in the city anytime after 8!
Emma: Your such a P-oodle!

by Rice Bubbles April 23, 2009

P-Nut

A black kid that is a senior a kings mountain high school and he use to think that he was white and he wore boots and dipped all the time

P-Nut do you want a dip

by redneck_4_life February 23, 2017

p-hizzut

any one of the many popular pizza hut chain restaurants.

dude the p-hizzut pizza is yummy

by johnny flapjack August 1, 2006

Pulling a Seany P

Coming back from college and going to high school parties to get drunk and hook up with 10th grade chicks.

Friend 1: Really crazy things happened at the party man, Gerry is back from college and he is pulling a Seany P.

Friend 2: Probably isn't true I cant believe Gerry would do that with a tenth grade chick.

by Frogfrog2222 January 17, 2013

chris p bacon

A very important pig who is the greatest who has two wheels for his back legs

Have you seen Chris p bacon go?
Wow I wish I was Chris p bacon

by Chris P Bacon fan February 16, 2017

Pushing P

A lesbiphobic joke that’s not funny, it originates from the song ‘Pushin p’ in which there is a line “she’s not a lesbian, for p she turn lesbian’ in which the ‘p’ stands for penis. This is a complete fetishization of lesbians and the joke just isn’t funny

“yo bro he’s pushing p 🅿️“
“dude don’t say that, that joke is normalizing lesbiphobia, plus you’re extremely unfunny”

by Concreteplzhelp January 28, 2022

The New Pandemic P

Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.

"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"

by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021