dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.

Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.

by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017

Dutch Monk

An all male 3-way-69

I went home with these two guys and we Dutch Monked for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021

Dutch

A guy who loves dia

Dutch

by Dkdia February 16, 2018

Dutch plait

Releasing faeces into another’s lap then sitting on it

Oh baby are you gonna Dutch plait me tonight

by Sboyanon September 1, 2021

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

Dutch National Anthem

The theme of Formula 1

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple

by Neihlon March 9, 2024