Matthew

Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's
hello Matthew
by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022
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A Matthew is the best boyfriend/guy friend you will ever meet he is short but muscular has a hart warming smile is very kind but had a very hard life and is struggling but with a push he will be back on his feet he does not have much loved ones, very kind to girls they are know to look for love but it never stays but when that one girl comes around he knows that she's the one. Is very sweet to the ones that are hard on them self's and in a relationship not realy the first person to show love very caring and protective over the ones he loves has a hard time showing it but he cares.He has a solid chest and long and thick penis and will give u a ride of your life,he has been hurt before mentally and physically sometimes you just have to look deep but he is very selfishness and puts everyone before him and would rather die to see them suffer
girl 1: i wish i had a Matthew girl 2: i want his meat
by 4.6izzy October 28, 2019
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matthew is a cook from portugal......I think
by IGV March 20, 2019
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Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.
person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew
by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022
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Local white boy always nice to hang with.
Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.
by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019
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Matthew is the name of a raging homosexual that will always be the first to offer to carry your handbag…he can carry this but he wouldn’t be able to carry his Apex team to be the champion squad #bronze
Damn broski don’t be a Matthew”
by The truth is reece November 23, 2021
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Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.
👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*
by ana_g April 25, 2022
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