March 8

Slap a hoe day because it’s march 8

Slap the hoe in your grade on march 8

by hoosier_daddy March 7, 2023

March 8

A day to hug all your teacher for all the amazing work they do for you. If you hate the teacher just slap them though they probably deserve it

National hug your teacher day March 8

by Squishmellows.au March 7, 2023

March 7th

You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night

Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!

by Dietdrbepper March 7, 2023

March 4th

the day the hottest people on the planet are born they just dont know it.

hey dude whens your birthday?
march 4th why?
ofc that's why your so hot

by HeartsForDawko March 8, 2023

March 1st or 8th

March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.

Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number

by ZeroIsNotANumber March 8, 2023

March 9

Have e-sx with your partner day

"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"

by unkown200019 March 8, 2023

17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023