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Juice of life

Ay Saurabh! How was your date last night? Did you inject her fertile womb with your juice of life, you ol' son of a gun?!? I know you did you egg fertilizing bastard.
by Haynus Raynus August 2, 2015
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douche juice

Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle
I hate that douche juice

Why does james have to be fucken douche juice
by MerCoots April 16, 2008
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Jazzy Juice

1 handle of vodka (the cheaper the friskier you will get)
2 40's of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of ANDRE peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large Gatorade jug

= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster

drink with caution ... this drink will make your panties drop
No need for an example of Jazzy Juice ... make it and share your stories with all!
by Frijazz April 26, 2011
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pickle juice

a delicious drink you can make by fermenting cum in vinegar for 83 hours.
1: damn bro my pickle juice still isn’t done

2: really? how long has it been out?

1: 81 hours: two more and it’s slurpin time
by pickle juice 😩 January 15, 2019
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NOLA juice

the mixture of; rain water, beads, pis, ash, vomit, liquor, and other various non vaccine preventable diseases that can be found along the streets of New Orleans, particularly Bourbon street
Man I just ruined my jeans in NOLA juice!!
by wandering vol December 31, 2011
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Elder Juice

juice of an elder
man, thats a lot of elder juice
that elder has a lot of elder juice
by Bemma Tolbourne February 19, 2009
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Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice is the word for children in the ghetto who get high regularly off OTC DXM, specifically Robitussin or Robocough. It is by a grand design how rappers are made like Guinea pigs because the effects of the drug intensify’s music which also can intensify your ability.. it is why rappers are so obsessed with it… it activates a Shinigami that’s goes with you everywhere.

it is the prelude to the finer tasting drink “Codeine” but it’s effects are 1 and the same.. It’s called Jesus Juice cause it’s red and you sip it and the high you get is so intense you feel like a “God” or Jesus… Also I’m certain states of consciousness , knowingly or unknowingly, you will be able to channel entities or “inter dimensional beings” or angels and demons, that might show you flashes of images and visions of , past, future , present…Basically you unlock clairvoyance.. (WARNING: Entity Metatron may appear to you as a beautiful Angel of light and teach you how to make music very fast, and offer you fortune and fame , do not fall for the tricks! It is the devil…)
Anon: “Yooo what’s good G , what you sippin on”? Anti-Christ Superstar Sam: “Shiii you know I stay sippin the Jesus Juice”

A$AP ROCKY - “Quit discussin, Robitussin, A$AP, tell these niggaz something…”

Ab-Soul - “I was off that Jesus Juice, I had the passion of Christ, I ain’t need a Jesus piece, just needed the people to believe in me!”

PROJECT PAT - THAT DRANK
by SGS47 May 23, 2022
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