Billy Crystal Pants

Black sweatpants that are too short and have a tight elastic band on the bottom of the leg.

Guys usually wear them when they don't give a fuck.

Child molesters wear them while they walk around the city.

God, I wish Brian would stop wearing those Billy Crystal pants when we go out, he looks ridiculous.

by a_dev April 7, 2009

Suit-pant Souffle

A light and airy trouser infusion, in contrast to a Pants Casserole. Typically quickly baked and delicate in composition

Jimmy: that's quite a complex, delicate fragrance wafting over here Thomas.
Tom: that's my Suit-pant Souffle.

by jimbob pantpants April 6, 2009

mr. fancy pants

Someone that thinks they are all that and are really no better than a bloated puffer fish.

He thinks he's a mr. fancy pants.

by Egon_1 February 21, 2017

Tear away pants

The athletic pants with the buttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.

Harry: "Becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a blow job, its good I wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)"
Dick: "You're such a douche"

by N1gg@Sh!t January 4, 2015

pants around ankles

Very vulnerable.

pants around ankles

Our pants are basically around our ankles until they arrive
Yea dude, that's a pile of money they are carrying

by gotchya05 November 19, 2015

smackin in da pants

Another term for masturbating.

Man I was smackin in da pants and in walk my little sis.

by tWaN June 7, 2003

No Pants 'O Clock

The period between 5:45 and 6:45 in which ladies and gentlemen are encouraged to remove their trousers and pantaloons and relish in festive celebration.
No Pants 'O Clock may take place during the AM or the PM.

Guys! It's 6:30! We're missing No Pants 'O Clock!

by Spudmonkey May 30, 2006