human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

by Alofi February 25, 2022

Human Unit

A wig or weave made from human hair. Usually used be people in the drag scene

Willam: And that's why you wear a human unit so it can do the Shakeout thing at the back gurl.

by Punkerella January 20, 2023

human skunk

When someone farts in your face

Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty

by J Slasher September 25, 2019

Artificial Human Scum

Artificial Human Scum aka Artificial Human Spam (AHS) for short or a proposed classification for the billions of those who have had their brains taken over by a god-awful machine.
In the obesity and etiquette stakes, AHS, for their Eurotrash ways, can be identified by a middle-class non-AHS coming a mile away.

You can't put a floor on Artificial Human Scum behaviour, Jonathan. They're programmed to stoop to new lows.

by Forensic Top Ice September 19, 2021

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 22, 2018

Sub-Human

An individual so delusional they stop becoming human. This is an umbrella term for people who make decisions that are cruel or cause more harm to others out of their own selfishness. Often loaded with their own financial, or racial or cultural bias. Turning blind eyes to an obvious reality.

The verdict was made by a sub-human judge out of their own greed to put more money in their pocket.

by Aknownmouse September 8, 2025

Human Compass

A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.

How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it

by LucieM December 11, 2008