dylan carter

possibly the worst person you could ever date, he smells like ass, cant smile for shit, has horrible music and video game taste, and is an overall shitty and racist person
0/10 don't recommend

hey who's that you're dating?

dylan carter, he kinda sucks

I know, he has a small dick

by haddles. April 13, 2022

Dylan phillips

dylan Phillips is in love with another named lucy Grothe.

Dylan phillips loves lucy grothe.

by anonymous4452 April 17, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is some kid that is nice but sometimes he will never shut up about anything

Shut up Dylan

by bigballsbenny April 20, 2022

Dylan Trauth

A fucking peasant he reakes of no bitches and Xander childs is his retarded ass friend

Hey you know Dylan Trauth
Oh fuck yeah and he is a piece of shit

by Dumbass Midget April 20, 2022

Dylan M__________

A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'

Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'

by Goodsksks November 1, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!

"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"

by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021

Dylan Kun

The sexiest man on earth, his body is warm to the touch, his smell stimulates all senses. Being near Dylan Kun will bring so much joy you will never want anyone else. The sight of his Crush shirt will bring you to your knees. He is the sexist man on earth.

No one can be sexier than Dylan Kun.

by David "David" D, Davidson November 4, 2021