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Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...
by raisin brand February 9, 2017
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Dead Possum Referral

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.
This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.
by JohnnyJester April 14, 2014
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Man im dead

Used when someone makes an unfunny joke
Person 1: Guess what
Person 2: What
Person 1: Chicken butt.
Person 2: Man im dead
by MamaHuevoJoño December 13, 2022
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Facebook dead end

When you or someone you know is facebook creeping and comes to a hot girls profile who has it set on private thus not allowing you to view all her slutty pics.
Max: Bro did u see that bitches pic from Ocean City?
Pasha: No man, im not her friend, shes just another Facebook dead end.
by ZeekLooney November 29, 2011
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Serious case of the deads

Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.

Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.
Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.
by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013
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dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
by Goonz March 8, 2013
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Im dead inside

same do not be ashamed we all are
by Lil ultimate June 4, 2020
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